Being pregnant means eating stale saltines at 4 in the morning in the hopes that your stomach will settle down so you can sleep.
Being pregnant means always having something handy in case you need to do what pregnant women (and bulimics) do best. Even if it means you walk around with a trash bag in your stylish (NEW) purse.
Being pregnant means freaking out when you get sick and have a fever. Especially when you haven't seen a doctor yet.
Being pregnant means acting psycho...knowing you're acting psycho but still letting the (far more powerful) pregnant side rule.
1 comment:
I thought it mean you were "with child??" :)
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